Cindy recently made the statement that she would rather live under Hugo Chavez in Venezuela, our goal is to help make that happen. Here is how you can help:

• Set up a PayPal account and solicit donations from friends, neighbors, co-workers, strangers on the street, etc.
• Take the money you collected and send it to the CNN Network c/o "Cindy's Dream"

The money you collect will go towards furnishing Cindy Sheehan a one-way steerage class airplane ticket on the worst airline we can find. We will also cover her travel expenses and provide her with slimfast (wouldnt want to hurt her starvation efforts) while she is en-route. Once she arrives in Venezuela we will inform the State Department that she is no longer in the country so that they may revoke her passport and citizenship, thus preventing her from returning to this country that she hates so much.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!